You'll never get to heaven...

This is actually a campfire song from guides, but I think it might work...
Ok, so the song goes...
Oh you'll never get to heaven in... then you have to complete it with something...
'cause insert the item here...will not... insert something that rhymes that the item cannot do or something like that.
EXAMPLE TIME!!! <3
Oh you'll never get heaven in...arty's boat!
'Cause arty's brush will not float!
What can you come up with?

You can never get to heaven in.... a trampoline!!
Cus you'll um... make a loud wine?
lol!

you'll never get to heaven on a giant fly
because a giant fly .... wont go that high!

you'll never get to heaven on a cat
because they just sleep in hats.

You'll never get to heaven on santas slay,
You'll be torcherd by elfs all day! O.o

youll never get to heaven in a log...
Because in the log u cannot jog!....o.0

You'll never get to heaven if you eat tar
Because you won't go very far. ( height wise)

You won't get to heaven in a boat,
cus in air, a boat won't float!

you will never get to heaven walking
because people are always talking.

(i don't know i just made up one.)

You'll never get to heaven running,
because then what's the use in coming??(idk made somethin up!!)

You will never get to heaven mustache
Because it will turn into a propeller. ( i can NOT rhyme.)

You'll never get to heaven on a rock
Cause in the air that rock will top.

you'll never get to heaven on a photo frame
'cos a photo frame is kind of lame???

Youll never get to heaven trick or treating
cause thats just cheating!!!!(idk lol)

You will never get to heaven watching Twilight
Because you will want to watch it all night.

*Jayla you stole my idea only i was going to do this one*

You will never get to heaven trick-or-treating
Because ,the candy, you will keep on eating.

*Haylee thats better than mine!!)


You'll never get to heaven Falling
because when u hit the ground you'll be Bawling!

You will never get to heaven in hot air baloons
Because it will keep giving you illusions
(idk i just woke up)

*thanks Jayla*

you'll never get to hevean on a dog
'cos dogs get lost in fog?

(these are rubbish i can do better )

You will never get to heaven on with a witch
Because a they don't know which way to go.

you'll never get to heaven on a CD
'cos a CD won't carry me!!

You will never get to heaven from your grandparents
Cause you will deep getting presents.

you will never get to heaven in a bell
cause a bell is to heavy so instead
you will go to hell
[sorry for the language all i can think of.}

you will never get to heaven in the Nutcracker
Cause you will keep on cracking

(idk i am tired)

you will never get to heaven in a parachute
because that parachute goes down not up

you'll nevr get to heaven on a horse
'cos a horse is kindda corse

You'll never get to heaven at school,

Since you'll be a fool to even try to go to heaven from school! O_o

So... Try a pool!

[HA HA! Triple rhyme BEAT THAT!]

you'll never get to heaven on a lime
coz a lime gets stuck in time
Does nothing but rhyme
And always uses mime

(gamer Gal beat FOUR!!! HA HA HA!!)

On my cylce their is no gate to heaven,
Oh, ET got up just fine.
But my lucky number an't 667
so why just sit here and whine

You'll never get to heaven as a witch
Because if you cast a spell you'll go to jail!

You will never get to heaven with a hog
cause a hog will be a bog
to your cog
and they hog up the log
they are like a dog
in the fog
when they jog


(Can anyone beat 7) (hahahahhahahahahha) (ha)

I, *hicup
can't *hicup
get*hicup
to *hicup
heaven*hicup
in*hicup
my*hicup
little*hicup
red*hicup
wagon*hicup
(Minnesota humor strikes again!!!) 10!

*that doesn't rhyme.*

You will never get to heaven on Black Friday
Cause people will be shopping all day
and will be knocking you all the way
down today
with their big monay
purchaces. For christmas day
You may
get clay
or hay
or possibly a babay
girl named May.
But it may
be said that Santa will be eating cookies on his sleigh
in like 2 months a day.

(booyah beat that) (14)

(Well done everyone above!!!)
You'll never get to hevan on a tin
'cos they contain a pin,
and is named May-Lin,
has a rather random chin,
the tin is quite thin
andhard to live in!

(I could not be bothered to think of anything that rhymed with in........... )

*blows whistle* TIME!!!! This is turning into a competition! And it's actually amusing. But let's try to rhyme people, k?

You'll never get to heaven on a book.
Because the book...um [<----this word counts]...shook.
Beat THAT! [Seriously, do better than me.]

haha, ya, my camp councelors have done this before!

oh you'll never get to heaven in a pepsi can
cause god's a coca cola fan!! haha!

you'll never get to heaven phone,
'cos a phone will always moan?

(some one do better than me!!)

You will never get to heaven frowning
cause the weight will make you keep drowning.

You'll never get to hevean on a key
'cos it's name is Lee?

( That was lame...)

You will never get to heaven with my cousin
Because he won't be comming.

You'll never get to heaven on a sea-lion
Cause a sea-lion doesn't like flyin'
[It rhymes if you squint a bit...]